The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:19 am

Pinonomicon wrote:Try anti-monster spray.

http://www.monstergoaway.com/

I want one!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:29 am

that stuff really works.. especially when they get it in my eyes

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:35 pm

How many times do I have to tell you to quit lurking under children's beds?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:04 pm

how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, what about my enemy's friends' enemies?

where do babies come from?

these are all deep veins of rhetorical meditation

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:27 pm

JJ Burke wrote:how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, what about my enemy's friends' enemies?

where do babies come from?

these are all deep veins of rhetorical meditation

1: three
2: They are your enemies
3: Go ask your mom.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:12 pm

why don't i ask your mom, as she's right here handy
OOOOOOOOOOOO, dissssssssssssssss

i'm just kidding.
i don't know where your mom is right now

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:24 pm

You don't know where she's been...

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:26 pm

I change my option, I would keep on observing hidden and in silence with nachos.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:29 pm

you will require the stealth, agility, and overall robustness of a water bear

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:33 pm

the most probable thing is that I die without eating anything at all

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:27 pm

Rodr-Evil wrote:I change my option, I would keep on observing hidden and in silence with nachos.

Come to a place where Cthulhu is risen
with slime-covered stones and storm-blackened skies
Cthulhu is calling, the cultists all answer
and head off to hideous R'lyeh. . . .

[chorus]
Hidden and in silence with nachos!
Hidden and in silence with nachos!

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:48 pm

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:43 am

Nachos might not be the best food choice if silent observation is your goal.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:53 pm

You suck the nacho of all its nutrients (not a hard task), then hoarde them as ablative armour.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:09 pm

Or soak them in nacho cheese untill they are soggy.

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