First issue
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First issue
I've seen issues two and three. Where can I find issue one?
i think woodruff went to alaska, where internet access mostly happens by way of bush pilots and messenger moosemen. as we speak, the august issue of the eldritch gazette is gripped firmly in such a man's teeth, as his mighty moose uses its antlers like oars to row them across an icy river
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The moose is a noble creature. But the mooseman should have issue 4 gripped between his teeth, not issue 1. Is the first issue defunct?JJ Burke wrote:i think woodruff went to alaska, where internet access mostly happens by way of bush pilots and messenger moosemen. as we speak, the august issue of the eldritch gazette is gripped firmly in such a man's teeth, as his mighty moose uses its antlers like oars to row them across an icy river
i don't know what the deal is with issue 1.. but there's still a fortnight to deliver issue 4 in august! godspeed, good mooseman
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Wow...JJ Burke wrote:i think woodruff went to alaska, where internet access mostly happens by way of bush pilots and messenger moosemen. as we speak, the august issue of the eldritch gazette is gripped firmly in such a man's teeth, as his mighty moose uses its antlers like oars to row them across an icy river
Your an Idiot.
thanks for you're input
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guys, im going to have to say that I have no idea what has happened to issue 1. yes, im a bit embarassed, as the body of the presented issue was lost in the transitions of my move, hense why the archives are partially complete. I do, however, have all of the material (as far as I know...) in storage, and will be rumagging through them when possible to get it up and on archive for your pleasure.
its not the cold you have to worry about. rather, its the moose themselves. by god, their everywhere up here, silently grazing, moving about the phantasmic, mid-night twilight. why, i am sure one of them is even watching me right now.....*looks over shoulder*

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its not the cold you have to worry about. rather, its the moose themselves. by god, their everywhere up here, silently grazing, moving about the phantasmic, mid-night twilight. why, i am sure one of them is even watching me right now.....*looks over shoulder*

Woodruff
"Most men dream at night, to wake in the day and find that it was vanity...
But the Dreamers of the Day are dangerous men, for they may act upon their dreams."
But the Dreamers of the Day are dangerous men, for they may act upon their dreams."
Sounds good.EG_Administration wrote:guys, im going to have to say that I have no idea what has happened to issue 1. yes, im a bit embarassed, as the body of the presented issue was lost in the transitions of my move, hense why the archives are partially complete. I do, however, have all of the material (as far as I know...) in storage, and will be rumagging through them when possible to get it up and on archive for your pleasure.
its not the cold you have to worry about. rather, its the moose themselves. by god, their everywhere up here, silently grazing, moving about the phantasmic, mid-night twilight. why, i am sure one of them is even watching me right now.....*looks over shoulder*
Woodruff
Trying hanging garlic on your door. For the moose.
And if that doesn't work, then scream like the dickens. I understand moose don't like screaming.
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