Real Life Cults Of Cthulhu

Eidolon · Post by **Eidolon** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:22 am

Oh god no, I can see that going horribly awry. We'd attract Rowling's main fan base, 12 year old girls, and then the Cthulhu plushie market would go thaROOOO the roof. I hate those things so much.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:33 pm

And charge them lots and lots of money.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:42 pm

That's the idea.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:48 pm

Oh... I thought the main idea was to eat them.

Eidolon · Post by **Eidolon** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:01 pm

That comes after Tom Cruise converts.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:24 pm

Okay. I want me some Cruise ribs!

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:01 pm

Eidolon wrote:I'm positive that there is a real Cthulhu cult; hell, if there isn't, we could make one and with the right application make it big. I mean, look at Scientology. WTF is this shit?

your several months too late.
Church of Cthulhu

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:38 pm

the coc's problem is that it doesn't have a slick-talking spin doctor to make all your ghoulish ideas seem justified and furthermore attractive to the masses. you need a philosophical structure than can withstand (or somehow dodge) the scrutiny of debunkers.. as it is now, you guys have a long way to go

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:31 pm

You also need a less conspicuous name. I suggest "Cthulology".

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:35 pm

no, because then were no bette rthan those damn dirty scientologists!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:42 pm

But we have a more plausible theory going.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:10 pm

nortonew wrote:Well, whether it happened or not, someone could probably write a decent short story based on it...

I agree, this is interesting and deserves it. Does any test or source of this exist?

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:40 am

I don't know if anyone noticed but that photo of a skull with 'fangs' is merely a rear view of a skull (almost definately a cow based on several in my posession) The large hole in the centre is called the foramen magnum, or spinal canal opening, and the 'fangs' are thr processes where it interlocks with the spine. If you want to hoax someone, I suggest yuo find a more convincing specimen. Unusual skulls can be used to freak out people with little or no knowledge of anatomy

For instance:

hippo:

chihuaua:

Bulldog pup:

incidently the above can be purchased from www.skullsunlimited.com

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:43 am

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:11 pm

yeesh.. i hope they don't have a 'skull farm' where they just breed animals to be de-boned. that would be ghoulish