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water water water BEAR!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:22 am
by JJ Burke
a real life microscopic mythos monster! this little goober can put itself in suspended animation and survive indefinitely in all kinds of conditions. and it's cute too
nerds call it a 'tardigrade'.. but if you know what time it is, you say it's the
water bear, baby
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:45 am
by odin2
I want one!!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:20 am
by JJ Burke
take two, they're small
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:24 am
by odin2
I'll take a dozen!!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:25 am
by Jesus Prime
Holy poo!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:49 pm
by JJ Burke
yes, that would be a good name for a pet water bear. you could feed him algae juice from a tiny hunny pot
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:03 pm
by JJ Burke
here is a good site for water bear enthusiasts. it even tells you how to find your own
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:59 pm
by odin2
I'm going to find some!!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:25 pm
by JJ Burke
water bears are way better than sea monkeys. it is theorized that a water bear could survive the vacuum of space. therefore, it is conceivable—nay—
probable that they came to earth from a far, far awesomer world.
i must obtain a translation of
de tardigradis mysteriis and learn the techniques to transport my mind into their watery beary dimension..
then you'll be sorry

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:30 pm
by odin2
I've already set to work on my copy of the Libre Tardigradis ....
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:07 am
by Jesus Prime
Wow.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:23 pm
by JJ Burke

now, puny macroscopic mortals, hurl yourself prostrate before my new avatar, and under your breath, curse the feeble carcass in which you were imprisoned by birth!! the hour of the water bear is at hand!!! who will dehydrate
your soul when the algae runs out?!
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:10 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Looks more like a pudding bear.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:28 am
by Jesus Prime
I'm afraid.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:50 pm
by odin2
Be Very afraid!