The Temple of Dagon

here's a neat trick for those of you who are easily bored. while looking at your computer monitor, produce a deep, constant hum in your throat, as low and bassy as you can. if you hit the right frequency, the screen should start to wobble like the surface of a liquid. i don't know if it works on all monitors.. i've only done it with this one (a crt)

Careful, because if you match a substance's natural resonance with a sound, it'll shatter. That's all I ever remembered from physics.

And if you hit the Wrong frequency you just might open a gateway to the underworld!!

No, you'll just shatter my neighbour's front door.

Thats cool to..

Not at this time of day. Ugly sight.

Yeah, but it's your neighbour, so I don't have to see anything!

I'll video the whole thing.

But I won't watch!

I'll force feed you the video.

I will hum untill your brain turns to jelly.

Too late.

ha, the only way to open a portal to the gateway is to put a old Game Boy in a blender.

No, that's an alternate dimension portal.

and a time machine.