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Jan 20th, 2009;
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:47 pm
by Enkil
I propose that on January 20th 2009 we set the calendar back to 0 AD, for the second coming of Christ has happened! Hail the messiah! Lord Obama! and you know how i know that Obama is the second coming of Christ? his middle name is hussein. a middle eastern name! just like jesus who was middle eastern!
and do you know how i also know? because when jesus comes the second time the end of the world will be very fucking neigh. AND GUESS WHAT?!?!11 LOLUL!!!!!!!!
*needs nicotine*
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:46 pm
by Eternities End
Man I was listening to this socialist radio station on the radio and this guy called in and was sooo convinced Obama was the Antichrist because people say he's secretly a Muslim...I mean wtf...he was cursing people in Jesus's name and shit and the hostess was like "you curse me in jesus's name? Jesus never cursed anyone..." it was pretty funny ass shit...
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:32 am
by TheEdge
Eternities End wrote:Man I was listening to this socialist radio station on the radio and this guy called in and was sooo convinced Obama was the Antichrist because people say he's secretly a Muslim...I mean wtf...he was cursing people in Jesus's name and shit and the hostess was like "you curse me in jesus's name? Jesus never cursed anyone..." it was pretty funny ass shit...
The people who call him muslim are morons . Hes not muslim, hes worse, hes a fake and everyone who believes in him is going to get crushed.
Hes a puppet of Goldman-Sachs and the Trilateral Commission.
This administration is going to be a mix of Jimmy Carter / Herbert Hoover / and George Bush.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:52 pm
by Eternities End
Racist...lol na I'm fucking with yah. Meh he probably wont end up doing anything for your crappy jet lagged nation, I say...you don't even have health care yet...ahahahaha...good one Chet! ahahaha
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:05 pm
by odin2
Obama....Or, Palin......Hmmm I say OBAMA!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:16 am
by Enkil
Obama hoodwinked the nation, and McCain helped him by electing Palin.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:09 am
by TheEdge
Obama is the chosen "face-life" of anglo-america imperialism.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:17 pm
by Eternities End
Holy shit such a capitalist nation you sure got alot of Pinkos...hell we Canadians thought we were the only ones...well in North America at least.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:19 pm
by TheEdge
Eternities End wrote:Holy shit such a capitalist nation you sure got alot of Pinkos...hell we Canadians thought we were the only ones...well in North America at least.
OMG STFU, about your worthless country which is just a common wealth puppet of the Queen of England.
Your country just got its ass kicked by its true ruler. The queen just kicked out your whole parliment because she wanted to.
Hilarous
Who gives a shit if you have socialized medical care your still living under a monarchy.
Monarchy = No rights for you
lol
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:51 pm
by Eternities End
Are you fucking retarded? The one thing I hate is pompous loser political Americans like you who don't know shit about other Countries, especially one just north of your pathetic ass. The Queens a fucking figure head just like your bullshit presidency, and its not the Queen who's even the figure head, its the Governor General who is appointed by The Parliament and the Queen to sit around all day on her ass all day and say yes to anything the Parliament asks of her.
One thing Yankies lack is that we can actually get rid of the guy in charge unlike that Bush cock sucker you guys had to put up with 8 years. This process is going on right now actually, the tool in charge nows getting ousted and every other party's teaming up to kick his ass. Edge, I bet your secretly a pocket Canadian, seeing as you try your hardest to appear like some socialist who actually knows what he's talking about, even though you fall pretty far short. Canada has free health care, a solid welfare system, an economy thats somehow on par with yours (likely to do all that one idiots war mongering), an great education system and a stable government, and a unified diverse population, which of course is something you guys lack up the asshole. My solution to your problem is to simple make 2 new countries, DoocheBagia and Rednetica.
Now lets stop all this fussin and put ol' yeller out. Lovecraft forums are not the place for heated political discussions.
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:03 am
by TheEdge
LOL!!
"The Queen is just the figure head"
Then why did she just walk in to parliment and kicked out everyone who wasnt doing her bidding?
Your country is a puppet of the monarchy. It doesnt matter if you have mooses or mounties or medical care. What matters is that a Royal Aristocrat could just waltz into your government and say "NO, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" and completely reverse the way your government works.
Canada sucks. Its ruled by an inbred royal family. You have no rights. too bad.
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:02 pm
by JJ Burke
what are we, americans or american'ts?
canadians or can'tadians?
mexicans or mexidon'twannas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:17 am
by Eternities End
lol, man Edge, your a complete moron, did you even read the news? The Queen didn't have shit to do with the shit going on in parliament, its a combination of all our parties kicking the shit out of a tool Bush loving capitalist, who next to an American would be considered a radical socialist, man you need to find yourself a country that'll put up with all your shit.
And the only Mexicans in Canada are Quebexicans...Loyalists rule...
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:21 am
by TheEdge
Queen's rep suspends Canadian Parliament
OTTAWA, Dec. 4 (UPI) -- The British queen's representative in Canada agreed Thursday to suspend the country's Parliament in Ottawa in the midst of an opposition revolt.
Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper met for more than two hours with Gov. Gen. Michaelle Jean at her official residence to seek a prorogue, or suspension, of Parliament until Jan. 26, when a new budget will be announced.
Liberal opposition leader Stephane Dion sent a letter to Jean Wednesday asking that she deny the request and allow a coalition government of Liberals, socialist New Democratic Party members and separatist Bloc Quebecois to govern.
In a 5-minute nationally televised address Wednesday night, Harper took swipes at the Bloc Quebecois element of the coalition.
"The opposition is attempting to impose this deal without your say, without your consent and without your vote," Harper said. "This is no time for backroom deals with the separatists."
The Conservatives won a minority government seven weeks ago.
The political battle began Friday when the Conservatives' interim economic forecast was criticized for being too vague in light of the global financial meltdown. It also included cutting federal campaign subsidies and banning civil service strikes, both of which have been retracted.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your owned by inbred royalty!!!!HAAHHAHAHA
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:49 pm
by odin2
Hmmm......I want to live in, um...Um.....Tanzania!