The Temple of Dagon

Sorry to clutter the forum with something like this, but it's been eating at me for a while.

I'm trying to remember the title of a Lovecraft story about a man who is able to see these large, living black orbs floating around him. No one else can see them but they float around everywhere.

Thanks for any help you can give.

It's not From Beyond is it? I've never read it myself, but it sounds similar to the plot summary.

It's From Beyond.

Thank you very much.

Man that story sounds lame...from what I take of it, its about some loser scientist who's life is turned around by his invisible wise cracking black floating ball friends...from another dimension!

you should consider a career writing cliffsnotes

I've considered it, but I hear the pay sucks.

i like the cut of your gib, lad. i'll offer you one million dollars to rewrite the encyclopædia britannica as you see fit.

Very well!

The Trojan War: Some stupid war in Greece. One guy showed how retarded the Trojans(not the condoms) were by throwing all his friends in a big wooden horse and tricking the Trojan guys, being the dumbasses as they were, took it in only to discover it was full of deadly rattle snakes and polar bears. In the end they all had a big gay orgy to celebrate, as is the Greek custom.

the bannages of athens is legendary

oh defiantly, some of the best I hear...