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new tattoo

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:08 pm
by Grendelvs
i thought you guys--being of an arcane bent like you are--might like to see the new tattoo i got. it's kind of underwhelming, because of where i got it. i wanted more details, and i may yet get them, but it depends on how this part of it turns out. mostly all i hear are horror stories about fading and whatnot, but here it is:

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if that takes, i'm going back for a circle and some characters around the main bit there. it will be based on the 5th Pentacle of Mars. yeehaw!

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:52 am
by JJ Burke
that's dedication! you might achieve even greater discomfort by adding mini versions to the fingertips, and then tattoo the skin creases over and under each knuckle. maybe some nice caramelization of the fingernails with a little blowtorch.

me, i'm gonna go slam my hand in a car door 8 or 9 times until i pass out.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:07 am
by Grendelvs
video. take video.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:08 am
by JJ Burke
when i start my cult, we're going to mark ourselves with black sharpie. we'll do touch-ups on holy days, of which there shall be at least 6 per week. that's the kind of dedication i bring to the table

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:38 am
by Eternities End
Holy Shit man, I can't believe someone would do that, palm tats are one of those ones you can't hide from the public...No going back man!

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:08 pm
by Grendelvs
i uh...i have a lot of tattoo already. the lady said that she probably wouldn't have done it if i hadn't so much ink already.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:00 pm
by Eternities End
Yeah other tats I can understand, but the palm man!? Now every time you want to masturbate ever, you'll be reminded of that one night when you went out to the tat parlor drunk and dressed as a woman...

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:19 pm
by Grendelvs
i.

am not.

a LEFTY.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:39 am
by Eternities End
I sure a hell am, what hand are you gonna type with one hand with

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:18 pm
by Grendelvs
i kind of don't type when i'm busy onaning myself.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:20 pm
by Eternities End
wow man you need to learn to multi-task, its a good skill in everyday life

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:46 am
by Grendelvs
and again:

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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:30 pm
by Eternities End
Whats with the red stuff around the outside, you got a bad rash or something?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:24 pm
by Grendelvs
hah!

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:41 pm
by JJ Burke
Grendelvs wrote:i kind of don't type when i'm busy onaning myself.

ONAN the BARBARIAN
in
THE ATTACK


guard: to arms! to arms! quickly, onan, the murder-lords are attacking!

onan: yeah ok, two minutes! i'll be right out! go ahead!

other guard: has anyone seen my jar of boar lard?