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funniest goddamn thing i've read in weeks!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:05 pm
by darrick
http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/a ... pecial_the

twas this feast spawned of abhorrent Dagon? apparently.

mmm, eldritch gravy!


Venger As'Nas Satanis
Cult of Cthulhu High Priest

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:25 pm
by odin2
I gained a good amount of enjoyment from;


"The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery, living mound lumbering against it. It shall not find me! God, that gravy! The window! The window!"



And also;

"And they were offering a new product for kids—"fun meals" that came in colorful cardboard containers that opened like laptop computers. A generation of children are growing up associating computer use with fun, grease, and food. I will flee to the mountains before I see how porn gets folded into that equation."




Venger Satanis!