The Temple of Dagon

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small!

Someones been masturbating to Bioshock a little too much...

Nah I was just REALLY bored. Good line though.

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(So it turns out it won't let me post just a question mark. Curse you Al!)

O, how the mighty have fallen

I AM ANDREW RYAN FOOL!

And I'm here to ask you a question...

my dad said never trust a guy with 2 first names

JJ Burke wrote:my dad said never trust a guy with 2 first names

your dad also told you that you'd go blind if you kept touching yourself...did you? I don't think so...

OMG
that was on robot chicken last night
lol
they were making fun of mythbusters, and a mother called in to ask about the myth of jacking off too much and losing eyesight
and the myth busters came in and treated the little boy like the ghost busters would with a ghost
hilarious

Do you think Andrew Ryan loves himself so much he faps to his own speeches?

Yes.

Sp00ky wrote:Do you think Andrew Ryan loves himself so much he faps to his own speeches?

Have you not played the game? That guy is clearly high on himself