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I am better than any of you.
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Corrupt bastard
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¡¡libertad!! ¡¡libertad!! attica!! remember the alamo¡! geronimo!! banzai!! sic 'em!! sic semper tyrannis!! down with the bourgeois proletariat!! burn the paper tigers!! mate the real ones with lions to make ligers and then paint them green and ride them into battle with the power of greyskull!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
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¡¡libertad!! ¡¡libertad!! attica!! remember the alamo¡! geronimo!! banzai!! sic 'em!! sic semper tyrannis!! down with the bourgeois proletariat!! burn the paper tigers!! mate the real ones with lions to make ligers and then paint them green and ride them into battle with the power of greyskull!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
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Just you try it.
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ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably
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Then you seem set already, and odn't need my help.
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JJ Burke wrote:ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably
And 10,000 angry squirrels.
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see! your oppression has galvanized a grassroots uprising among all the woodland creatures
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Fie on your squirrels! They are no match for my astral dreadnaughts!
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JJ Burke wrote:ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably
Just how far can a swallow carry a coconut?
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from an aircraft carrier the size of ten aircraft carriers? about 280 meters.. but we haven't even started breeding the proper swallows or coconuts yet.

there's going to be a lot of breeding before this thing is over


mark my words
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I will travel south and amass the largest army of turtles that the world has ever seen...plus I will travel to the jungles of Peru and have the fables Man Chicken join our cause!
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You think he's going to help you? Man-Chicken has long been in my employ.
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