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"Norris Is Le Chuck"

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:09 am
by decadence
I found a page of arcticles written by Chuck Norris. Like actual, serious stuff.
This is some funny shit! He is apparently a columnist!

http://70.85.195.205/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274

And then, listen to what happens when you load this. I laughed so hard I literally pissed on myself in my chair

http://www.chucknorris.com

LMFAO :lol:


If you somehow missed the entire internet sub culture of Chuck Norris jokes, the man is the most shameless, wooden, cardboard cutout actor that ever was ...well cut out of cardboard! He takes himself so..seriously.

I mean ...its....hes CRAZY!

"hi im chuck norris"

I'll admit, I watched walker, (anyone who claims they didnt is lying to protect their image) but cmon, the man is a complete piece of cordwood!

Come on, you know you've seen his show, Walker, and you cannot escape that. You might not have KEPT UP, but you know you've seen it, and thats what makes the man so funny to me. He cannot act his way out of a paper bag, but he won't go away. It is like crabs. They keep reappearing on a crotch someplace!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:29 pm
by Jesus Prime
I actually haven't seen Walker but only because it's never on teevee here. I'm more ashamed to say I haven't seen it than I would be to say I had.
However, I love the Chuck Norris facts.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:11 pm
by Eternities End
What the shit! You've never seen Chuck in his most awsome of roles

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:27 pm
by odin2
MONKEYS! THEY HAVE TAILS! HOLY SHIT!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:55 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
When did you discover yours?

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:15 pm
by Jesus Prime
Yesterday.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:42 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
Well, that explains the poo-flinging tendencies.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:21 pm
by Jesus Prime
I'm not so sure. He doesn't have the instinctive aim.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:18 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
Image
HE'S COMIN FOR YOU!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:00 pm
by Jesus Prime
ALL HOPE IS LOST!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:06 pm
by decadence
lol

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:31 pm
by Eternities End
Holy Shit...Those guns look way to small compared to hiss massive arms

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:04 am
by odin2
RUN AWAY!!

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:28 pm
by Jesus Prime
Eternities End wrote:Holy Shit...Those guns look way to small compared to hiss massive arms
He actually uses them like boxing gloves, because being shot with a gun is less damaging than being punched by a bare-fisted Chuck Norris.

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:37 pm
by Eternities End
anyone ever see the ultimate showdown flash?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Chuck totally kicks the shit out of Harrison Ford