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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:27 pm
by decadence
"A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this:

"Put all your muny in this bag."

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America."

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:19 pm
by Eternities End
Thats bullshit...

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:31 pm
by odin2
I saw it happen! Its true!

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:15 pm
by Eternities End
lol...

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:51 am
by decadence
Actually, it occurred. In Florida. Last Week. I got the story off News of the Weird, a highly reliable and OLD news outlet for weird, off the cuff stories that happen in everyday American life.

Yep.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:54 pm
by odin2
See told you. :)

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:08 pm
by Jesus Prime
Only in the western world.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:17 pm
by Eternities End
Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:31 pm
by JJ Burke
florida!? that's america's wang! —h. j. simpson

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:54 pm
by decadence
Eternities End wrote:Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid
:lol:

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:23 pm
by Jesus Prime
decadence wrote:
Eternities End wrote:Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid
:lol:
Ba-zing!

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:56 pm
by Eternities End
Hey mye lacks of typing skill dont not represent mine contry

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:19 am
by JJ Burke
don't you know everybody wears mittens in canadia

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:25 am
by Pinonomicon
I heard the birds fly backwards and the dogs wear hats there too.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:11 pm
by Eternities End
Dont forget the most important facts...like in Canada some people were shoes on there hands and hamburgers eat people