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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:25 am
by Adrian
A chest hair that size and origin would probaböy be a demigod or a separate entity.
"Cthulhu doesn't have a nose."
"How does his chest hair smell, then?"
"Well, like squid pudding."
"The worst."
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:04 pm
by JJ Burke
yeah, and instead of hairs, they would be thousands of wriggling tentaclettes
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:39 pm
by Jesus Prime
It's like David Hasslehoff gone mad.
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:28 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
THE HORROR!
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:37 pm
by Jesus Prime
You afraid of hairy Cthulhu, or of David Hasslehoff?
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:06 pm
by Adrian
They both come from the sea, so...
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:25 pm
by odin2
Hairy David Cthulhu'ehoff!!!!
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:46 pm
by Jesus Prime
But one's successful in Germany, the other one's more well known in Louisiana.
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:20 pm
by Adrian
But they're both held in high regard in their countries. The highest regard, in fact.
I don't thin Cthulhu cultists and Hasselhoff fans differ that much.
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:00 pm
by Jesus Prime
The slow motion running isn't so good for escaping the big C.
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:56 pm
by JJ Burke
but there isn't an entity in existence (other than germans) who can stand against hasselhoff's raw stage presence. rusty cooley, kerry king, chuck norris, gary coleman AND cthulhu would all instantly wither to jerky and scatter as if by explosive concussion when hasselhoff plugs in his electric lite-brite™ jacket and performs 'i've been looking for freedom'
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:44 am
by Yog-Sothoth
Adrian, are you Gay?
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:11 pm
by Adrian
THE gayest guy around...
... IN THE HOTTUB OH YEAH!
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:15 pm
by odin2
Now I can never get in another hottub again...Thank's alot.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:40 pm
by Adrian
Those things are gay anyway.