hpl: bigoted newt, or just misunderstood?

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:25 am

A chest hair that size and origin would probaböy be a demigod or a separate entity.

"Cthulhu doesn't have a nose."

"How does his chest hair smell, then?"

"Well, like squid pudding."

"The worst."

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:04 pm

yeah, and instead of hairs, they would be thousands of wriggling tentaclettes

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:39 pm

It's like David Hasslehoff gone mad.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:28 am

THE HORROR!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:37 pm

You afraid of hairy Cthulhu, or of David Hasslehoff?

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:06 pm

They both come from the sea, so...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:25 pm

Hairy David Cthulhu'ehoff!!!!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:46 pm

But one's successful in Germany, the other one's more well known in Louisiana.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:20 pm

But they're both held in high regard in their countries. The highest regard, in fact.

I don't thin Cthulhu cultists and Hasselhoff fans differ that much.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:00 pm

The slow motion running isn't so good for escaping the big C.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:56 pm

but there isn't an entity in existence (other than germans) who can stand against hasselhoff's raw stage presence. rusty cooley, kerry king, chuck norris, gary coleman AND cthulhu would all instantly wither to jerky and scatter as if by explosive concussion when hasselhoff plugs in his electric lite-brite™ jacket and performs 'i've been looking for freedom'

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:44 am

Adrian, are you Gay?

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:11 pm

THE gayest guy around...

... IN THE HOTTUB OH YEAH!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:15 pm

Now I can never get in another hottub again...Thank's alot.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:40 pm

Those things are gay anyway.