The Temple of Dagon

I heard he had just finished hitting a Cthulhu bong.

Bam-um-bamum bam um um um um.

hey,dont make fun of the Cthulhu bong, we could make millions off of it!

Millions of Turkish Lira?

Millions of dead brain cells.

Of course, they'd come back when the stars are right.

That could have been yesterday.

no, do you know how many drugies and pot smokers thre are? billions of them! if we can make a cheap, cost effective, and cool looking Bong/Smoking Device.

You do realize that an intense fixation on DIY bong construction is one of the primary results of bong use, right?

I knew a guy who stole every different kind of glass, bottle, test tube, or anything that could feasibly become a bong, and sat for hours every week trying to make one that worked. Never succeeded. Turned to drink.

the hard part is drilling holes in glass

i would imagine

lol

damned tricky glass.

You gotta be kidding, he never succeeded? I could whip one up in half an hour with ordinary household materials if I were so inclined. But then that's what I get from being a self-proclaimed mad scientist. And then again, perhaps part of the reason I am capable of making one so easily is because I'm not so inclined...

BTW, the key is to not drill the glass; instead, drill the lid.

so could you make me a Cthulhu bong?

A Cthulhu pipe can be found here: http://www.talbertpipes.pair.com/resmypipes.shtml

btw, Secret3 now has his own page in the Featured Authors section!

(See the announcement on the main page for more info)

If tobacco wasn't so harmful, I would honest-to-God be pipe smoking nonstop.