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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 am
by Eternities End
You people are forgetting that he's got G cells which mean he regenerated from almost everything, which explains why he's in so many movies. In one movie where Meca-Godzilla was taking him to town, Godzilla had his brains blown out(they were on his legs or something stupid like that) and in like 5 minutes he was back into "monster awesome" mode and tooled those humans.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:52 am
by Jesus Prime
I say Michael Biehn could take them all.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:15 am
by Eternities End
Jesus Prime wrote:I say Michael Biehn could take them all.
That guy couldn't even take a little alien blood on his chest
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:56 am
by Jesus Prime
It was the crash that killed him, silly.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:42 pm
by JJ Burke
touché
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:27 pm
by Jesus Prime
I mean, yeah, he's gonna die, for sures, but he'll kick everyone's ass first.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:34 pm
by Eternities End
Pffft he only shot like 4 Aliens and a face hugger...
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:36 pm
by Jesus Prime
And Ripley did what? Hit a few fucking buttons at the right time.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:24 pm
by Eternities End
Shot the shit out of a bunch of Eggs, face huggers, shot up the Queen...then finished her off in a giant mech suit. Plus she's been in all the movies and was brought back from the dead and is now like half Alien or something stupid...reminds me of Jesus...
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:38 am
by cultistofvertigo
Eternities End wrote:You people are forgetting that he's got G cells which mean he regenerated from almost everything, which explains why he's in so many movies. In one movie where Meca-Godzilla was taking him to town, Godzilla had his brains blown out(they were on his legs or something stupid like that) and in like 5 minutes he was back into "monster awesome" mode and tooled those humans.
yeah well... technically he did only regenerate his lower half because of Rodan's disintegrating... but, if he completely regenerated from a skeleton and (in the future of the GMK timeline) a heart, i think regrowing his second brain in a few minutes isn't entirely out of the question.
BUT! The merging with rodan is what I think caused him to melt. Because, it was actually way too much energy as he could have regrown on his own, but the excess ended up buring him up because his heart had an overload... kinda like a backwards hear attack.
Point being, it was RODAN that melted Godzilla, and not Space Godzilla/Destroyah/Cthulhu (or technically i guess it would have to be the Chorazin because, again, Cthulhu ran away from a physical fight with Godzilla, and thats the sanest thing he ever did).
or maybe it was Miki Segusa who saved godzilla by her subconsious guilt manifesting her psychic powers to speed up reorganizer G-1 (the name of the organelles that cause G-Cells to regrow in a few seconds).
Also, what's this Micheal Beihn or something? Listen, nobody beats Ridley... wait... did I just? I meant Ridley. Damn! RiPley, with a "p." Ripley wins. Also, in the future, she has a clone with flippin' acid blood, and she had a queen chestburster, and single-handedly destroyed an ENTIRE FUCKING XENOMORPH HIVE! Even the damn Queen. I'm going to attempt to list her kills here:
"Nostromo" Alien
Acheron Queen
the entire rest of the hive (maybe 10 of the warriors at least, possibly praetorian)
Dog Alien
Queen Chestburster
A whole bunch more aliens
The Newborn
Ridley
+ she's the only one in all of the films (including the goofballs in AvP and even the predators themselves) who actually knows what the creatures are like, REALLY like. Most everyone else in the way of the xenomorphs gets confused by some psuedo-mythological alien lore that they seem to spread, like what happens in the comics. Also, mad scientists.
THat last part about Ridley isnt true, even though she probably could beat Ridley in a fist fight, but damn i can't wait for Prime 3. Who would win if Metroid Prime and Jesus Prime had a fight?
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:32 pm
by JJ Burke
wait a minute, ripley didn't kill the dog alien.. that was the inmates' plan. and if that dog alien had had a monkey alien riding on its back, then forget it. we'd all be speaking xenomorph right now.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:01 pm
by Jesus Prime
She also didn't kill the Nostromo alien, it fell out a hatch. Hudson, Vasquez or Hicks probably had the same kill tally in "Aliens" as she did, and the dog/cow alien was technically killed by the last surviving inmate. Plus, killing the newborn wasn't hot shit for her, since it wasn't going to hurt her at all.
Ridley vs Predator is sounding like a good movie right now. Big red flying thing versus a crab-faced rasta? Win.
And I'd probably win. Then I'd fuck Samus Aran.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:12 pm
by Eternities End
JJ Burke wrote:wait a minute, ripley didn't kill the dog alien.. that was the inmates' plan. and if that dog alien had had a monkey alien riding on its back, then forget it. we'd all be speaking xenomorph right now.
Doesn't Alien take place in the future?
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:16 pm
by Jesus Prime
One possible future, from your perspective.
Wait, wrong movie.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:11 pm
by odin2
I have never seen this movie....