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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:10 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
You wish. Racer X had some decent tunes, but Paulie Girl sank forever into the realm of Real Ultimate Suckass after joining Mr. Gay.
The whole playing-guitar-with-a-drill schtick . . . not impressive.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
At least he can play with a drill, King can barely play with a pick.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:28 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
okay you two, take this to the freakin chatroom, for christs sake
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:29 pm
by Jesus Prime
No! I shall have the Kerry King bashing here for all to see!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:30 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Kerry uses teeth that he personally tore out of the mouths of living great white sharks.
The only things Paul plays with are little boys . . . like Rusty.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:05 pm
by Jesus Prime
Yes, Gilbert is man enough to pick children off the street, condense them into a little piece of compacted person about the size of a guitar pick, and play guitar with him. He gives a few to Rusty.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:10 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:06 am
by Jesus Prime
Just because you refuse to accept that Kerry King is a little girl with a bald head...
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:17 pm
by odin2
Okay.....What ever......
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:10 pm
by Jesus Prime
I blame Kerry King.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:18 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Hmmm . . . always bashing Kerry for being bald . . . always slobbing the knobs of androgynous guitarists with long, straight hair . . . it all makes sense now.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:20 pm
by Jesus Prime
No, bashing Kerry for being shit. See, go read the story of Samson - it rings true.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:25 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Bah, Samson with hair was a pussy compared to King's current absolute power.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:27 pm
by Jesus Prime
Let's compare:
Samson - killed hundreds of men with only a donkey's jawbone.
Kerry King - can't play a decet guitar solo.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:31 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Nobody plays a "decet" solo, JP. Unless "decet" means "skin flute," in which case, Gilbert and Cooley are maestros.
Kerry King once went back in time and slaughtered one thousand Saxons with the sheer awesomness of his playing.
