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E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:10 pm

You wish. Racer X had some decent tunes, but Paulie Girl sank forever into the realm of Real Ultimate Suckass after joining Mr. Gay.

The whole playing-guitar-with-a-drill schtick . . . not impressive.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:24 pm

At least he can play with a drill, King can barely play with a pick.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:28 pm

okay you two, take this to the freakin chatroom, for christs sake

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:29 pm

No! I shall have the Kerry King bashing here for all to see!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:30 pm

Kerry uses teeth that he personally tore out of the mouths of living great white sharks.

The only things Paul plays with are little boys . . . like Rusty.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:05 pm

Yes, Gilbert is man enough to pick children off the street, condense them into a little piece of compacted person about the size of a guitar pick, and play guitar with him. He gives a few to Rusty.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:10 pm

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:06 am

Just because you refuse to accept that Kerry King is a little girl with a bald head...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:17 pm

Okay.....What ever......

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:10 pm

I blame Kerry King.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:18 pm

Hmmm . . . always bashing Kerry for being bald . . . always slobbing the knobs of androgynous guitarists with long, straight hair . . . it all makes sense now.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:20 pm

No, bashing Kerry for being shit. See, go read the story of Samson - it rings true.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:25 pm

Bah, Samson with hair was a pussy compared to King's current absolute power.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:27 pm

Let's compare:

Samson - killed hundreds of men with only a donkey's jawbone.
Kerry King - can't play a decet guitar solo.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:31 pm

Nobody plays a "decet" solo, JP. Unless "decet" means "skin flute," in which case, Gilbert and Cooley are maestros.

Kerry King once went back in time and slaughtered one thousand Saxons with the sheer awesomness of his playing.