The Temple of Dagon

Jesus Prime wrote:This reads like that account of the Mythos fan who took the piss of out some guy trying to hoax him out of his credit card details

Oh, and don't ham it up. Act incredulous.

oi, what a long night. not even worth a freakin article or anything. we just sat there, drinking Smirnovs, Listening to the band Venom, and having them kick my ass in order to join. what a bunch of idiots and posers. they only had 2 Simon Necronomicons and they were just Reading them! i was the only one dressed up in a robe, everyone else had peircings, tattoos, and wore black clothing. all in all, this was just a bunch of EMO Gothic Teenagers who hate their parents and listen to marilyn manson, Venom, and Cradel of Filth, and think that god or their religious symbol has dropped them and no longer cares. god, what idiots! although the booze was good, this wasnt worthy of my time. oi, all that preperations to look like an idiot among theese people. ahh well, my "quest" goes on to find a Real Cthulhu Cult. man this sucked.

Venom rock, shut up.

i know Venom Rocks, but thats all they did, no spells, no attempt at doing anything Mythologic to the mythos, nothing. and can you get me an MP3 file of the hardest song by venom?

I have zero Venom stuff at home, but my mate's a big fan. I'll see what I can do.

thanks JP

No worries, anything to spread the word.
BANG THE HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG!

I will not have negative comments directed towards Cradle of Filth!

Why not? They suck.

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hey! dont bring fall to COF, theyre awesome

Fine, listen to your fecal matter. I'll be on No Official Capacity being lauded for my Jethro Tull-related knowledge.

Jethro Tull... more like JETHRO DULL..

but seriously

I am going to start moving some of these threads to my (heavily under-updated) CoF website lol

Jethro tull ricks

How many fucking sites do you have, boyo?

Oh, and suck my Tull-loving knob, damn it!