Page 3 of 3
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:28 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
You either enjoy your job or have a fetish for boats.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am
by Jesus Prime
Pinonomicon wrote:Anyone can shake a spear..but how do you love a craft?
Well, first you seduce it. Say nice things to it. "Oh, what a lovely prow". Then you slip it a date-rape drug.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:10 am
by Rodr-Evil
I am tired of working
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:17 am
by Jesus Prime
I am working on tiring.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:37 pm
by Rodr-Evil
do you sell beds or weapons?
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:29 pm
by Jesus Prime
Both. A bed is a weapon in trained hands.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:26 am
by Rodr-Evil
Sure, I want a crossbow like this:
I believe that with this, I will not be more tired
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:34 am
by Hodgson
Rodr-Evil wrote:Sure, I want a crossbow like this:
I believe that with this, I will not be more tired
I want one like this.
I believe that with this, no one will be tired.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:47 am
by Rodr-Evil
sure, with that nobody would be tired! thank you.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:40 pm
by Jesus Prime
Bah, you want the Tsar Bomba - 50+ megaton yield. Of course, there's not a plane in the world big enough to drop it and it's not an ICBM.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:09 pm
by JJ Burke
one strategy is to build a railroad to the target
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:25 am
by Jesus Prime
The original plan was to extend the Trans-Siberian route.
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:16 pm
by Hodgson
JJ Burke wrote:one strategy is to build a railroad to the target
Or put it inside a giant wooden horse and send it as a gift.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:34 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
How about a giant wooden horse on railroad tracks?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:45 pm
by Jesus Prime
It's like all my Christmases in one!