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				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:25 am
				by Yog-Sothoth
				LEPRACHAUN STOLE MY BIKE!
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:03 am
				by E.A. Lovecraft
				JJ Burke wrote:hey, that leprechaun stole santa's pants
That would explain the complaints the police received last Christmas about a fat perv creeping around the neighborhood.
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:06 pm
				by Jesus Prime
				E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Uh-huh.  You'll be aged in a hospital bed waiting for a donor.  
Considering your location, though, you'll have a better chance of catching a leprechaun.

 
I have three, keep them in a hutch out back. No gold, but they're a damn sight better than me at tending the garden.
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:48 pm
				by E.A. Lovecraft
				How many times do we have to tell you? Dressing up kids from your neighborhood as faeries and keeping them in your forced-labor camp/back yard is not going to sit well with the police.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:15 pm
				by Jesus Prime
				Yeah, but no one round here is a member of the Orange Order, so the police don't give a shit when they complain.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:04 pm
				by E.A. Lovecraft
				There's an upside to everything.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 pm
				by JJ Burke
				E.A. Lovecraft wrote:That would explain the complaints the police received last Christmas about a fat perv creeping around the neighborhood.
er, yes.. that was santa! all the ladies can relax, and stop closing the blinds while they're changing.
seriously, stop it
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:03 pm
				by E.A. Lovecraft
				JJ Burke wrote:er, yes.. that was santa! all the ladies can relax, and stop closing the blinds while they're changing.
seriously, stop it
 
 
I think you still have some pepper spray on your face, right there, above your left eye.
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:53 am
				by Jesus Prime
				He actually got used to the taste of it by January. Now it's a key ingredient in his spider pie.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:07 pm
				by Adrian
				A leprechaun would freely fit into a medium pudding cup.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:08 pm
				by Yog-Sothoth
				What About Jello?
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:40 pm
				by Jesus Prime
				We don't have "jello". We have "jelly". And it's not the right size for leprechauns.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:51 pm
				by Aleister
				Ok,
I wrote a script that will allow for authors/artists to receive notification when they have a comment posted to one of their pages.
Every time a new comment is posted, the script looks at the URL it was posted too. Then I just stick a few lines in there to see whos name is in the url. Kind of a weird method, but it works nicely 
I will be posting a new comment about this in the annocements section, for people to start using it, since this thread has already been hijacked with randomness.. j/k
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:03 pm
				by Aleister
				
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:38 pm
				by Jesus Prime
				THIS IS A HIJACKING! WE'RE TAKING THIS THREAD TO SHIT!