The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:33 am**

I have cought bigger..

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:13 am**

It's a mekong giant catfish.They grow up to 9 feet. You'd have to go to vietnam or somewhere to catch one though.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:03 am**

Well you see, I have this little pond where I go fishing. nd this one time I cought a 30 foot long mekong catfish....Really......

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:26 am**

let me guess...it got away?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:42 pm**

Pinonomicon wrote:

Full of bones?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:56 pm**

Full of puppies.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:00 pm**

you know who likes guppies full of puppies?

yuppies

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:34 pm**

Why you aren't the Poet Laureate I'll never know.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:28 pm**

Because he's not from the UK?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:32 am**

Lots of countries have poet laureates. Seamus Heany is the Irish one I think. Some guy called Hall is the US one.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:31 am**

Jesus Prime wrote:Because he's not from the UK?

You hear that Burke? If you move to the UK, you can be poet laureate.

Pack your bags!

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:40 am**

Pinonomicon wrote:Seamus Heany is the Irish one I think.

Why? Why in God's name would we encourage that shite-heap-of-a-piece-of-shit-who-can't-write-poetry!?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:50 am**

i'm just a humble folk-poet, don't you knoet
laureate, schmaureate!
with a fancy title like that
i would just become lazy and fat
or is that lazier and fatter?
anyway, it doesn't matter

The Temple of Dagon

Dagon's physical appearance