The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:08 pm**

I like surprises.

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:28 pm**

a bit of both.

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:54 pm**

Yog-Sothoth wrote:yeah, at least with our religeon, we Know our fate.

Were all going to get Eaten.

As much I would like my entrails sucked out of my eyes, nostrils and belly button before being swallowed into a pouch of cosmic stomach acid, I think I'll take my chances with Heaven or Hell. Eternal Damnation has a much better ring to it.

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:38 am**

well you gotta think of the benefits, which i just spelled wrong, when you get eaten, your life is prolonged about 1000 years and you burn in his stomach for that long. once you finally die, then your empty soul goes into the Dreamlands.

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:29 pm**

And during those 1000 years, you get to play poker!!!

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:14 pm**

odin2 wrote:And during those 1000 years, you get to play poker!!!

What if your wallet's in your other jeans when he eats you? What do you bet with?

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:43 pm**

Don't worry, I can always loan you some coin.

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:45 pm**

Fair enough.

Wait... what's the interest rate?

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:48 pm**

Quit low,
Only 10% every 100 years

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:59 pm**

Ah fair enough, 0.1% APR.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:05 pm**

someone should bring the SuDoku books...

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:17 pm**

Oy, no. Those don't pass ten minutes. Bring some codebreakers and cryptic crosswords - we've got 1000 years.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:16 pm**

allright, Gothic Black Belt SuDokus, every Enigma Code used by the Germans in world war 2, an Enigma decoder machine witch we'd have to repair first using old bones and tooth fillings, Crossword puzzles written in Japanese,
A gameboy with billions of games and trillions of batteries, and finally...umm... some old guy who will tell us boring stories.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:32 pm**

mmm stories, i love stories, and i love old people... mmm old people

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:40 am**

We'll all be old people by the end of it, you'll have the time of your life.

The Temple of Dagon

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