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let it be known that i bore witness to this momentous occasion
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Don't do it!! I have heard story before, it not be woth more then -3 rasbucknik!!
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I have cause to celebrate, I hear it for only three and half of your rasbuckniks.
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All of Lower Slobovia rejoices with you, and likewise celebrates the arrival of the schmoo!
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We must holiday swiftly into Elbonia!
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Joe Bfiltzak and Earthquake McGoon will be with us!
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Good, I appreciate it when you bring the Slobovian womenfolk.
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We'll see if Apassionata von Climax is free for the weekend.
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Oh, good. And bring Ugly der Steakface along too - I hear good things about her.
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What we need are plenty of schmoos.
(this has been a joke-Slobovia and all the rest are from 'Lil'Abner, by Al Capp, a wonderful comic strip.
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(The 'Elbonia' stuff is straight from the Dilbert comic strip, a bit which was inspired by the 'Lower Slobovia' stuff)

Sit, doggie, sit.
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Ah, but what of the schmoos?
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Sing and rejoice, they are plentiful!
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And always will be, too.
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It is time for the drinking songs to be sung!
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