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JJ Burke
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by JJ Burke » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:15 am
6 days, 1 hour and 52 minutes before mention of nuts
A monkey riding a dog is probably the awesomest thing that could ever happen.
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Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:19 pm
Sorry, I figured it was too obvious.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
E.A. Lovecraft
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by E.A. Lovecraft » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:23 pm
That's never stopped you before.
Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:26 pm
I grow more refined with the... ah, feck it, I confess. I never realised the opportunity.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
Pinonomicon
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by Pinonomicon » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:27 am
There's a special kind of pad you can get for that...
E.A. Lovecraft
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by E.A. Lovecraft » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:04 am
Not here in the States. We have to use old banana peels and duct tape.
Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:47 pm
Ah, duct tape. Is there anything it can't tape to anything else?
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
E.A. Lovecraft
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by E.A. Lovecraft » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:44 pm
Ice cubes to a sandy beach probably wouldn't work.
Rodr-Evil
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by Rodr-Evil » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:07 pm
satanic squirrels
Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:53 am
E.A. Lovecraft wrote: Ice cubes to a sandy beach probably wouldn't work.
What if I find some sort of beach within the arctic circle?
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
Pinonomicon
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by Pinonomicon » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:13 am
I wonder what the freezing point of duct-tape glue is...
Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:35 pm
Absolute zero.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
E.A. Lovecraft
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by E.A. Lovecraft » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:54 pm
Jesus Prime wrote: What if I find some sort of beach within the arctic circle?
Then I'd say you were lost, and duct tape would be the least of your problems.