Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:02 pm
Good. While he's busy vomiting, we'll drive a steamboat through his face and send him back from whence he came!
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H. P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:06 pm
That sounds...some how....wrong.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:08 pm
You want a steamboat in the face too?
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:11 pm
I'm not scared...Not many steamboats in oklahoma....
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:13 pm
I can get one, don't you worry!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:16 pm
Okay, I won't worry.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:19 pm
Of course, what you won't expect is that it'll be Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat drop-kicking you in the face!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:21 pm
Like to see him try.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:24 pm
You might just see it if you pay attention. Otherwise it'll come out of nowhere.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:02 pm
The only thing The Dragon is dropping these days are the occasional crab cake in his adult diapers.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:25 pm
I could never understand how could a steamboat racing through a cosmic god would vanquish it.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:40 pm
no, see, cthulhu is sort of like the t-1000 from terminator 2.. he can be temporarily slowed by squishing him apart, but he comes back together
and then it's personal
dun-dun-duuuhhhnnnnn!!
and then it's personal
dun-dun-duuuhhhnnnnn!!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:42 pm
Maybe the Cthulhu in The Call of Cthulhu wasn't really Cthulhu at all, but a golem made of pudding.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:33 am
odin2 wrote:I'm not scared...Not many steamboats in oklahoma....
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:29 am
Why must you be such a wet blanket?E.A. Lovecraft wrote:The only thing The Dragon is dropping these days are the occasional crab cake in his adult diapers.