Top 5 General Misconceptions About Pudding

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:02 pm

Good. While he's busy vomiting, we'll drive a steamboat through his face and send him back from whence he came!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:06 pm

That sounds...some how....wrong.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:08 pm

You want a steamboat in the face too?

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:11 pm

I'm not scared...Not many steamboats in oklahoma....

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:13 pm

I can get one, don't you worry!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:16 pm

Okay, I won't worry.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:19 pm

Of course, what you won't expect is that it'll be Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat drop-kicking you in the face!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:21 pm

Like to see him try.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:24 pm

You might just see it if you pay attention. Otherwise it'll come out of nowhere.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:02 pm

The only thing The Dragon is dropping these days are the occasional crab cake in his adult diapers.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:25 pm

I could never understand how could a steamboat racing through a cosmic god would vanquish it.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:40 pm

no, see, cthulhu is sort of like the t-1000 from terminator 2.. he can be temporarily slowed by squishing him apart, but he comes back together

and then it's personal

dun-dun-duuuhhhnnnnn!!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:42 pm

Maybe the Cthulhu in The Call of Cthulhu wasn't really Cthulhu at all, but a golem made of pudding.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:33 am

odin2 wrote:I'm not scared...Not many steamboats in oklahoma....

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:29 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:The only thing The Dragon is dropping these days are the occasional crab cake in his adult diapers.

Why must you be such a wet blanket?