Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:45 pm
Robbie!
The Temple of Dagon
H. P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:49 pm
Yep. I nearly shit myself when he started mass producing whiskey. It's been my dream ever since ot have a robot that produces whiskey out of nowhere.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:53 pm
Best to get the upgrade that mass produces replacement livers, too.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:07 pm
I'm Irish, ours are built to last.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:48 pm
Not according to the latest reports.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:50 pm
What are these reports you speak of? If it's George Best, God smote him for beating up women.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:56 pm
Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis are the fastest-growing causes of death on the Emerald Isle.
Sinn Fein denies any connections.
Sinn Fein denies any connections.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:57 pm
That's because of the growing number of immigrants. The natives aren't the ones dying!
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:25 pm
Riiiiiight.
If Ireland puts any more pickled Paddies in the dirt, distilleries will be able to skip the whole distilling/aging process and start pumping liquor straight from the water table.
If Ireland puts any more pickled Paddies in the dirt, distilleries will be able to skip the whole distilling/aging process and start pumping liquor straight from the water table.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:27 pm
I fail to see a problem.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:53 pm
Neither do the immigrants, who will be tapping into your corpse.
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 11:39 pm
E.A. Lovecraft wrote:If Ireland puts any more pickled Paddies in the dirt, distilleries will be able to skip the whole distilling/aging process and start pumping liquor straight from the water table.
fhtagn!Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 12:45 pm
Bah, I'm from Lurgan - drink city. And as with the rest of us, I'll be aged in oak barrels.E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Neither do the immigrants, who will be tapping into your corpse.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:07 pm
Uh-huh. You'll be aged in a hospital bed waiting for a donor.
Considering your location, though, you'll have a better chance of catching a leprechaun.
Considering your location, though, you'll have a better chance of catching a leprechaun.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:10 pm
hey, that leprechaun stole santa's pants