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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:34 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
Your mom!
Besides, i read on a gold tablet in a top hat that JP is the Chosen one. Sorry Adrian, you'll get puddin, but nothing else.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:32 am
by Adrian
I'm not sure if I can manage to swallow tentacles. First of all they are all muscle and stuff that doesn't get crushed in the blender so when you whip that fucker into foam it'll still contain tentacles and when you try to swallow them the suckers on them may get attached to your throat or mouth.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:13 pm
by Jesus Prime
That's why calamari rocks so much!
And, you know, I think that tablet said "JP II", and it's a little late for that guy to do anything. Best wait for another John Paul. Like John Paul Jones.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:34 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
no, it said "Jesus Prime"
and to further it, it gave the eplanation: "you know, the guy on that mythos forum you go to"
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:18 am
by odin2
Well that does not leave much room for debate...
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:52 am
by JJ Burke
hmmm... it's easy to jump to conclusions, but you know those golden tablets are known to use anagrams and other rainy-day puzzles to defend their secrets against the uninitiated
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:23 pm
by odin2
Uninitiated???
We are the Church of Cthulhu!!! I am the high Priest.
How much more initiated can you be?
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:45 pm
by Jesus Prime
You could be Al. Al will be the final authority on this divination.
And I doubt he'd want such a prolific contributor to perish.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:07 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
JP, you do know that a persons art or writings dont get alot of money until after the artist or writer has died. so youd make alot of money!
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:54 am
by Adrian
"Here rests He, who's name was written on pudding, and nothing else. Aye."
- - - future tombstone of Adrian.
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:32 am
by Jesus Prime
I don't mind not making money.
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:30 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
good! you could spend it after your big day!
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
No, see, I don't mind being poor and moneyless, so I'm in no rush to die to get rich. Go find some one else.
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:54 pm
by odin2
But the tablet in the top hat says.....It must be You!!
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 2:04 pm
by Jesus Prime
See, I don't want this to come to pass. So, tough!