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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:19 pm
by Jesus Prime
Ask.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:48 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Just don't ask Chuck Norris.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:49 pm
by Jesus Prime
And don't say his name name three times.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:58 pm
by JJ Burke
we and our universe are figments of a dream chuck norris is having
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:30 am
by decadence
Roundhouse Rave!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:01 pm
by Jesus Prime
JJ Burke wrote:we and our universe are figments of a dream chuck norris is having
I think it'd be a nightmare - if it were Chuck's dream, there'd be more roundhouse kicking, and less Ian Paisley.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:33 pm
by JJ Burke
i think you have stumbled upon a theological paradox... can chuck norris have a nightmare so horrible that even he is frightened by it?
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:12 pm
by Jesus Prime
No. He merely laughs at it. But it's not laughing in the face of fear, it's laughing like you laugh at a clown.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:17 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
It's not polite to laugh at clowns. They didn't ask to be born that way.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:25 am
by Jesus Prime
I know, but if they didn't want us laughing at them, they'd hide themselves away at home.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:18 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
Stupid clowns.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:16 pm
by Jesus Prime
I like clowns. Except Pogo. No one likes Pogo the clown - especially children.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:54 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
I always thought you were more of a mime person.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:38 pm
by Jesus Prime
Chuck would win, and Rusty's ma would wonder why he didn't come home for dinner.
Then Kerry King would cry because he's a dumb pussy.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:12 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Kerry King would vaporize Chuck Norris with a series of wicked riffs of total awesomness from his guitar.