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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:16 pm
by odin2
No write the Necronomicon in it then sell it to christians
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
Yog-Sothoth wrote:fine... lets just write the bible in it and sell it to christians and say "Its bound in the Flesh of Jesus!"
Jesus was Jewish, he wouldn't have been buried fleshless.
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:48 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
odin2 wrote:No write the Necronomicon in it then sell it to christians
that was our first plan, and they allready said they wouldnt help with it.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:32 am
by Legrasse
You can have my auntie.
No, really. I have no use for her skin
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:49 pm
by nortonew
Yeah, we could say we got some DNA off of the shroud of Turin, cloned a new Jesus, then skinned him and used him as book binding.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:01 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
okay
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:57 pm
by odin2
Sounds like a plan.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:13 pm
by Jesus Prime
I just realised something. Al's the only one with more posts than me, but he's an Admin, so I'm the first and only "Primordial Evil" here. Why isn't Yog worshipping me?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:14 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
because i dont have to, im a god of my own!
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:16 pm
by Jesus Prime
A god entranced by mortal lizards. Amazing.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:18 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
wha?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:20 pm
by Jesus Prime
Finish your word, or you'll get no punctution.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:21 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
what?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
And here, as promised, your punctuation - !"£$%^&*()_+?><,./:@~#';{}][\|`¬...=-
Where were we again?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:26 pm
by Yog-Sothoth
something about writing a Cthulhu bible and binding it in human skin.