Books bound in human skin

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:16 pm

No write the Necronomicon in it then sell it to christians

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:24 pm

Yog-Sothoth wrote:fine... lets just write the bible in it and sell it to christians and say "Its bound in the Flesh of Jesus!"

Jesus was Jewish, he wouldn't have been buried fleshless.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:48 pm

odin2 wrote:No write the Necronomicon in it then sell it to christians

that was our first plan, and they allready said they wouldnt help with it.

Legrasse · Post by **Legrasse** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:32 am

You can have my auntie.

No, really. I have no use for her skin

nortonew · Post by **nortonew** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:49 pm

Yeah, we could say we got some DNA off of the shroud of Turin, cloned a new Jesus, then skinned him and used him as book binding.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:01 pm

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:57 pm

Sounds like a plan.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:13 pm

I just realised something. Al's the only one with more posts than me, but he's an Admin, so I'm the first and only "Primordial Evil" here. Why isn't Yog worshipping me?

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:14 pm

because i dont have to, im a god of my own!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:16 pm

A god entranced by mortal lizards. Amazing.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:18 pm

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:20 pm

Finish your word, or you'll get no punctution.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:21 pm

what?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:24 pm

And here, as promised, your punctuation - !"£$%^&*()_+?><,./:@~#';{}][\|`¬...=-

Where were we again?

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:26 pm

something about writing a Cthulhu bible and binding it in human skin.