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WHY A BRAIN BAT?
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:00 am
by cultistofvertigo
And why am i a brain-bat? I thought they were from Venus and also no one else is supposed to remember those things... who decided to bring the brain bats back? Why was i not invited to this meeting!? Just sayin'.
and then, as soon as i posted this, i became a neophyte. im not bothering to ask.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am
by Eternities End
The Mi-gos(space Mexicans) are from Pluto(space Mexico seeing as no-one considers it a planet just like no-one considers Mexico to be a real country) and your brain bait cuz they come and scoop out your brains so they can shove them in jars so that they can make fun of you and you cant do anything about it. After that I think they chop up your body so they can make space hamburger for space Tacos.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am
by Jesus Prime
Yo quiero Kormus Bell.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:14 am
by cultistofvertigo
Eternities End wrote:The Mi-gos(space Mexicans) are from Pluto(space Mexico seeing as no-one considers it a planet just like no-one considers Mexico to be a real country) and your brain bait cuz they come and scoop out your brains so they can shove them in jars so that they can make fun of you and you cant do anything about it. After that I think they chop up your body so they can make space hamburger for space Tacos.
oh... so it's more like a insulting racial term for mi-gos than like... a sub-species of actual brain-bats. I get it. Just for the record, I never read that brain bats story and i never intend to because it's probably really awful. Old sci-fi/pulp stuff, like the kind lovecraft upstaged.
...hehe... space mexico... "si senior, im an alien, we've come to mine your tacos and cut your brains with knives."
heh, brain tacos.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:04 pm
by Jesus Prime
Bait. With an i. You are bait for the Mi-Go, so they can steal your brain.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:15 pm
by Eternities End
Space Mexicans...there call Space Mexicans!
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
They're going to destroy our silly gringo planet!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:11 pm
by cultistofvertigo
no, they're just coming to take our jobs
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:47 pm
by Jesus Prime
NOES!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:05 pm
by odin2
Oy NOES! I dont have any jobs!!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:54 pm
by Eternities End
Next week you'll be shocked to discover that there working our fast-food industry...then our shopping malls...then who know!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:01 am
by decadence
lawl
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:16 pm
by cultistofvertigo
Soon we'll all be replaced by Mexican Mi-gos... wait... what were we talking about?
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:43 pm
by Eternities End
Na your on the right track