The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:24 pm**

Who said I'd get my dad to? I just need to be there for the weapons. I'm at least a good a shot as him. Having him wouldn't hurt though.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:25 pm**

especially if you want to fire more than two of those guns at a time... or more than one at a time, if you're less of a man than chuck norris

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:38 pm**

Two Lugers at a time shouldn't be too tricky.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:19 am**

I hear their kick back is nasty.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:31 pm**

I've heard just the opposite, though it may depend on the model. Never fired one, myself, but always admired the one my grandfather brought back from France.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:05 pm**

i can fire two loogies at a time. especially if i first smoke one of my el lügadør cigars

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:24 pm**

Dudes Dudes, your forgetting something, two Lugars aint gonna kill Chuck Norris...what we need is some kind of hand phaser which will make him disappear!

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:21 pm**

Pfft, Chuck's a puss.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:04 pm**

Chuck might be tough, but even though can't stand up to bullets.

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:35 pm**

nice chat.

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:56 pm**

Thanks.

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:17 pm**

have an el lügadør. its thick, tarry smoothness will fortify your phlegm with the staying power it needs to fly into the wind. of evil and such. el lügadør: official cigar of not emptying out the skins and filling them with mary jane™

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:19 pm**

Drive a steam-boat at the guy's face, that'll stun him for a while as the hideous gash re-knits itself.

Or was that some lesser evil?

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:49 am**

Jesus Prime wrote:Drive a steam-boat at the guy's face, that'll stun him for a while as the hideous gash re-knits itself.

Or was that some lesser evil?

Na thats Chuck Norris alright

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