The Temple of Dagon

Yog-Sothoth wrote:I gotta say Godzilla. In all fairness, Godzilla has shown some balls and has the tanacity to say "Fuck you, Gene Simmons!" to his face.

Finally someone gets it

Cthulhu there. Because this was the granddaddy of the big monster stories.

What about Cthulhu VS Gamera?

That'd be damn cool...maybe a Godzilla and Gamera vs Cthulhu and Shub Niggurath mashup!

Needs more King Ghidorah.

the nerdometer is overheating! this can't be right—a reading of seven thousand geekahertz? everybody get down, she's agonna blow!

WE GOT BUSH!

cthulhu would most certainly win. godzilla is a mutant lizard, cthulhu is a beast that can live aeons and aeons. imagine the battles cthulhu's been in, even if they are only hinted upon. and those battles over the past 10 million years or so have been with beings far beyond our comprehension. what chance does godzilla really have?

Cthulhu's been sleeping for a couple million years, which means that he's probably really stiffed up and still has morning strength. Godzilla on the other hand can breath fire, and he's got super cells that lets him regenerate. Plus Godzilla have been fighting almost a monster a year for like 50 years, which means he's battle ready and in good shape unlike that fat ass Cthulhu

But surely that'd make Godzilla pretty tuckered out?

true, cthulhu does have 'flabby claws' and not a lot of structural integrity around the forehead. but maybe he had just molted his shell like a lobster. because he was getting too big and awesome. let's see godzilla peel off his armor and take a steamboat to the face. huh? huh?

Now this is completely ridiculous. Godzilla is untouchable. You can't touch him. Also, Cthulhu is a space monster and doesn't know hat "fight" even means. And that's because he can't.

Imagine his life: born on vhoorl, moves to Xoth to live in the lap of luxury being worshipped and banging his hot wife Idh-yaa, spawns a whole lineage of space monsters cooler than he is (no man can see Ghatanothoa!!!), flies to Earth, signs a truce in order to get out of a war, and SLEEPS FOR 300 MILLION YEARS!!! And when he finally did get up and did fight Godzilla (C. L. Werner's "Godzilla vs. Cthulhu", it's on Rodan's Roost) Cthulhu ran away and purposefully resank r'lyeh because he was afraid Godzilla was going to kill him. The best part is Godzilla never even got his hands on him.

My only beef with that story is how C. L. makes it seem like Godzilla was facing insurmountable odds. Listen, the only thing that can touch godzilla is the oxygen destroyer, and even that only works for so many decades.

Cthulhu, on the other hand, was obliterated by boat (a tug-boat) before reforming (which he can do faster than Godzilla though) and is afraid of... oh man i should have never read that accursed tome Necronomicon for i had a better opinion of him before that... colour.

So, put a candy wrapper on a flashlight and Cthulhu dies. Suck all the oxygen out of Tokyo bay and Godzilla sucks up all the souls that were meant for Kato Yasunori and completely regenerates. Also, the amount of radiation Godzilla emits from natural processes alone is enough to kill Cthulhu. All he would have to do is stand there. In this regard, and that Godzilla actually cared about what cthulhu looked like (he's a theropod you know, he's not scared of squids), makes C. L. 's story look far too fictionalized to count.

And even then... Godzilla won.

Also, I want to know where it says Cthulhu is as big as Gigan. In the RPG books his SIZ is 210. and if you count Dagon and Gug stats as 60 and there size as 20-something feet (which is about 6 meters), this makes Cthulhu 21 meters. Although I always thought of him as at least 26, as he shouldn't be smaller than 23, the size of his daughter Cthylla.

Oh, and Godzilla isnt stupid, he's a theropod, and therefore smarter than YOU! (pointing at the screen like Uncle Sam or something)

So, yeah, godzilla is the king of the monsters for a reason, and don't you forget it.

Eternities End wrote:That'd be damn cool...maybe a Godzilla and Gamera vs Cthulhu and Shub Niggurath mashup!

AW MAN! Why didn't I see this post before! My heart is racing!

I hate Cthulhu with a fiery, seething heart but I'm actually in love with Shub-Niggurath, and to this day I still celebrate Shub-Day (new moons when I can remember it), and you know why? Because she's hot and she knows hot to fight! Like a honorary earthling!

Okay, okay, so throw in KG and... Dracula... Nyarlathotep... King Kong... Cyberdemon, Pyramid Head, Vertigo, Kato, and Voltron... oh, and a Dhole and Shai-Hulud!

That would flippin' keen!

But Godzilla would still win. Man, who would win in a fight between King Ghidorah and Shub-Niggurath? or a Dhole and a Shai-Hulud? or a three-way between Kato, Dracula, and Nyarlathotep?

This is fun!

Godzilla wins!

Shai-Hulud pwns Godzilla!

See this guy gets it! Who wants to side with a fat octopussy(I said pussy! ahahahah) who couldn't even stand up to a few thousand 5 foot tall star headed pod people?