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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:33 pm
by odin2
Come on! Ford could kick Chuck's woodchuck!!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:01 pm
by Eternities End
Did you not see the part were he got his balls smooshed into paste
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:22 pm
by JJ Burke
that's just one crazy theory among hundreds! don't be seduced by the colorful cartoons and the almost-catchy music! you must seek the truth above all
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:09 pm
by decadence
...Which is that Travette was a couch.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:33 am
by R. Carter
new poll idea: Chuck Norris vs. Cthulhu
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:27 am
by Jesus Prime
Norris wins, easy. See, he's tougher than a boat, and a boat kicked Cthulhu's ass.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:58 am
by Eternities End
Yah my money would be on Chuck
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:23 am
by Yog-Sothoth
Jesus Prime wrote:Norris wins, easy. See, he's tougher than a boat, and a boat kicked Cthulhu's ass.
It did? I thought he just backed away, or got bored, or the wife called.
"Cthulhu! Get yer big, green, scaley butt back in here and help me breastfeed! My titts are as sore as an Elder Thing trying to walk a mile!"
"Yes, dear..."
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:19 pm
by JJ Burke
mrs. cthulhu sounds heedeous
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:51 pm
by Rodr-Evil
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:24 pm
by JJ Burke
finally, a game that shows what it's really like to be chuck norris. enemies appear so slow and inept, it's almost an act of mercy to reach behind my back without looking and rip their hearts out of their ribcages