The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:43 pm**

hey shut up, bitch.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:50 pm**

Touched a nerve...

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:51 pm**

Just up, Jeep, or else we are using you for ritual sacrafice!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:53 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:
Yog-Sothoth wrote:
E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Yeah right. He's about to get his fat, drowsy butt kicked by a chick in a giant robot.
i didnt know you were a chick.
i thought this was in reference to this post

with chicks around, it's going to be awkward posting messages in my underwear. but i'll try to manage

It was, so you are safe in skivvies-only mode . . . unless Rusty Cooley shows up.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:55 pm**

Yog-Sothoth wrote:hey shut up, bitch.

How rude. I'll bet you'd never talk to your Barbies that way.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 3:56 pm**

for the last ttime, what the hell is a fucking barbie???

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:04 pm**

you know, it's that little lady who lives in your dream house and drives your pink malibu mustang. that blonde who keeps trying to get between you & ken

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:05 pm**

Paris hilton?

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:21 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:Yes, you can. You can try writing a bad pastiche about the Necronomicon and demonic Nazis and end up pwning yourself.

i saw this story listed in the archives a long time ago. but thanks to this beaming sales pitch, i was afraid to read it:

AT Chroshairs wrote:Okay, this book, in my Opinion, Stinks. and compared to the great stories and poems i have read here, they are verry better than what i have written here. there might be a few, hell, alot of spelling and gramatical errors. i suck at editing and everything, so its a little bland...

marketing may not be your calling, yogi

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:23 pm**

i actually dont like my own stories. to me, they all suck ass.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:44 pm**

Then, you know, don't write them. Just content yourself with not giving me a stroke.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:45 pm**

more like, Cancer

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:49 pm**

Nah, I didn't actually touch them, so I'm okay in that respect.

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 12:57 pm**

i mustered my courage and read the story today. i think i deserve a t-shirt

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 1:17 pm**

yep, it sucks balls. the only problem is i forgot my password to it so i can delete it.

The Temple of Dagon

Too many giant squid discovered? Try a giant crocodile!