Azathoth and Nyarlathotep

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How much does it suck?

Real Bad.
4
50%
It ain't none too bad.
4
50%
 
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Azathoth and Nyarlathotep

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It's political, unfortunately, and although I'm not liberal politically, it's more to appeal to the liberals on Uncyclopedia. Not my only one there, if you click my user page. I also write short stories every once and awhile, but I plan to have those released posthumously in a paperback anthology sold in dollar stores.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Azathoth_and_Nyarlathotep

There's also this if you have the required amount of time and boredom. Keep in mind I'm not very old, and although teenagers may not have feelings, we do get into fits of crying very easily.
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What would we do without A&N? There would be no black-market White Castles or individually wrapped slices of cheese product.
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Ehh, I disagree entirely. If anything Nyarlathotep is more like Osama.
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Enkil wrote:Ehh, I disagree entirely. If anything Nyarlathotep is more like Osama.
I know, but that's not the point. No one likes Osama. I don't think Osama even likes Osama.
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Post by E.A. Lovecraft »

The A&N article is kinda funny.
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Post by Tindalos »

I disagree, Azathoth was great because it gave a refreshing taste of how abstract the Great Old Ones could be presented, even though it's rather inanimate. Nyarlathotep, however, had little purpose. Like Cool Whip.
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His role defiantly sucked ass in The Wet Dream Quest to Unknown Kadath
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Tindalos wrote: Nyarlathotep, however, had little purpose. Like Cool Whip.
Family guy: cool whip anyone seen it???
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hwat are you talking about now, you hweirdo
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God, tsa, you're weird
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Wuhiski...
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Hwuhiski...
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