Ghouls vs. Zombies

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:40 pm

ghouls will eat anything. or is that ogres? ghouls and ogres are among the least picky eaters of all humanoid monstrosities. well, zombies too. except the brain ones, who only want brains. they even spit out the first bite because it's just scalp & skull. you know who would be very horrified by that? the native american indians. i wonder if they ever had a zombie problem before the white man came with his many pestilencises. you know what would scare the bejesus out of me? a herd of zombie buffalo. all hopped up on loco weed and prairie dogs.

but ghouls will eat anything.

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:56 pm

Ghouls eat the dead.
They haunt cemeteries, and feed in the night.
The Native American myths have worse than zombies to offer,
Wendigo, the Hungry Mothers, chindis, Skinwalkers....

vrv · Post by **vrv** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:21 pm

a herd of zombie buffalo, that is freaking awesome.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:30 pm

http://www.templeofdagon.com/forum/view ... c&start=60

A story I wrote is on there...
It is based on real Cherokee myths.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:46 pm

Ogres and Ghouls aren't very similar, Ghouls are basically scavengers, which explains why there so damn skinny, while Ogres eat everything they can get there hands on...Ogres are suppose to be somehow related to halflings...or so says Warhammer

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:50 pm

if we're counting warhammer among the authoritative journals of record, then i declare this entire convention a farce, and i invite every right-thinking gentleman back to the drawing room for brandy and cigars and a truly high-brow examination of these matters, the import of which cannot be overstated with mutton chop sideburns of any size. bruhummbumbhuhm-hm.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:42 pm

Right-O then!
To the drawing room!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:29 pm

egads! someone has installed a broom closet directly behind the door of the drawing room! my monocle must be dirty, that's—great scott!! someone has filled this broom closet with coats and jackets—no, it must be my handlebar mustache obstructing my eyes...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:27 pm

By Jove, I do believe someone has defiled the drawing room!

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:15 pm

Arr, Cap'n. looks like Stinkin'Olaf struck agin'!