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cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:00 am

And why am i a brain-bat? I thought they were from Venus and also no one else is supposed to remember those things... who decided to bring the brain bats back? Why was i not invited to this meeting!? Just sayin'.

and then, as soon as i posted this, i became a neophyte. im not bothering to ask.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am

The Mi-gos(space Mexicans) are from Pluto(space Mexico seeing as no-one considers it a planet just like no-one considers Mexico to be a real country) and your brain bait cuz they come and scoop out your brains so they can shove them in jars so that they can make fun of you and you cant do anything about it. After that I think they chop up your body so they can make space hamburger for space Tacos.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am

Yo quiero Kormus Bell.

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:14 am

Eternities End wrote:The Mi-gos(space Mexicans) are from Pluto(space Mexico seeing as no-one considers it a planet just like no-one considers Mexico to be a real country) and your brain bait cuz they come and scoop out your brains so they can shove them in jars so that they can make fun of you and you cant do anything about it. After that I think they chop up your body so they can make space hamburger for space Tacos.

oh... so it's more like a insulting racial term for mi-gos than like... a sub-species of actual brain-bats. I get it. Just for the record, I never read that brain bats story and i never intend to because it's probably really awful. Old sci-fi/pulp stuff, like the kind lovecraft upstaged.

...hehe... space mexico... "si senior, im an alien, we've come to mine your tacos and cut your brains with knives."

heh, brain tacos.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:04 pm

Bait. With an i. You are bait for the Mi-Go, so they can steal your brain.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:15 pm

Space Mexicans...there call Space Mexicans!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:24 pm

They're going to destroy our silly gringo planet!

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:11 pm

no, they're just coming to take our jobs

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:47 pm

NOES!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:05 pm

Oy NOES! I dont have any jobs!!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:54 pm

Next week you'll be shocked to discover that there working our fast-food industry...then our shopping malls...then who know!

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:01 am

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:16 pm

Soon we'll all be replaced by Mexican Mi-gos... wait... what were we talking about?

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:43 pm

Na your on the right track

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WHY A BRAIN BAT?