Cthuhlu VS Godzilla (Read Before Vote)

[Jesus Prime]

Which one?

[odin2]

Alien.

[Jesus Prime]

The first one, or any of them?

[odin2]

Any of them.

[Jesus Prime]

You suck.

[odin2]

I know....

[JJ Burke]

getting back to the topic,

i wonder how small you have to be before the aliens don't bother impregnating you. like, is it worth expending a face-hugger to make a lemur alien? or a pigeon alien?

or do the aliens just eat things that are too small to knock up?

[Jesus Prime]

I figure it'd need to be bigger than the face-hugger.

[JJ Burke]

let's say a face-hugger clamps onto an inflated puffer fish, which then deflates. does the face-hugger realize its folly and detach itself? or does it continue to make sweet love to the fish?

and while the face-hugger is on the fish, can the fish survive out of the water?

and when the time comes for the baby alien puffer fish to be born, how will he punch out of the extremely flexible fish skin? it would look like one of those hefty® force-flex™ commercials. that alien baby would think the entire universe was the interior of a puffer fish.

the horror

[Jesus Prime]

I think the facehugger would realise its folly the second it clamped the puffer fish. Those bastards are fucking pointy.

[cultistofvertigo]

wait a minute, ripley didn't kill the dog alien.. that was the inmates' plan. and if that dog alien had had a monkey alien riding on its back, then forget it. we'd all be speaking xenomorph right now.

well yeah, but... I WILL DESTROY YOU!

It was HER plan... I mean, that's how I remember it, and then she was all "only I can do it because it won't attack me, because I have a queen" or something. Right? Am I not remembering this right? And It counts if she was the one who shot the thing out of the airlock. Also, she never had proper military training but stood alongside hicks and whatnot merely by her ability to kill xenomorphs. Which, however, is nowhere near as good as vasquez's. She's bad.

Ridley isn't red he's purple. And Ridley would totally own the predators. They suck so hard they can't even fight without weapons.

I would like to see a pigeon alien... oh wow. But then, if a xenomorph doesn't copy feathers or hair (because it's dead cells), would a pigeon alien's wings be useless folded limbs? Where was it that they had the Dragon Aliens? Was that in a comic or a game? Does this ring a bell for anyone else? What if a xenomorph tried to bang a small great old one (like... Rhan-Tegoth?)? would it even take? Don't you have to have a stomach for that to work? Or would the embryo just float around inside the jelly-like mass of the yet-unknown type of matter which probably isn't even made of atoms let alone protons and nuetrons. Maybe they are all a bunch of quarks that revolve around each other. And... something. What were we talking about?

[Jesus Prime]

Godzilla, I think.

[Eternities End]

Godzilla? I thought we were talking about knocking out all our teeth for beer money...

[Jesus Prime]

Wrong thread.

[cultistofvertigo]

damn. I bet Godzilla would knock all of his teeth out for beer money. He's bad ass like that.