Rather Creepy

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:33 pm

...You know too much.

a_Lex · Post by **a_Lex** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:32 am

Yeah, I do.
But you will have to live with it

I am Russian, even you can not get me!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:44 pm

I can! Time to go across the Barring Strait

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:11 pm

It's okay. I'll phone Stalin.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:51 pm

I'll grab the proper herbs so he can revive his mummafied corpse

a_Lex · Post by **a_Lex** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:07 am

I'll grab the proper herbs so he can revive his mummafied corpse

You can not. Stalin physical revival is near-impossible because of high power levels required and certain inconsistencies in modern theoretic Yog-Sotothery.

Reincarnation was attempted several times with very limited success (Putin is just one of the numerous failed experimental prototypes in "reincarnated Stalin" research line).

Nobody knows why "ressurecting" Ole Joe Stalin is that hard... yet.

I can! Time to go across the Barring Strait

Heh, that's piece o cake!
However, traveling through the dangerous, cold, eldritch land to the city of Moscow where Blind Idiot Daemon-Mayor Luzhkov blasphemes and bubbles at the center of city hall, surrounded by eternaly dancing sinister buereucrats, is another story.

You will be better off traveling to Leng.

At least, you will have chances of facing relatively painless demise...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:23 am

Actually, he never died. That was his twin brother, Bertrand. Joe's had a bit of work done, though, looks kinda like he's stood in a wind tunnel. Met him last year at the annual tyrant get-together. Geneva Convention.

a_Lex · Post by **a_Lex** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:40 pm

My.
my.
my.

We were trying to reincarnate a non-dead entity...

Holy Shoggoth shagging Mary, that explains why Putin is such an arse!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:04 pm

Man you guys are pretty learned in Russian politics, and the problem with Stalin was that he was too powerful of a sorceror, Lenin on the other hand would be easier...considering the fact that Lenin was the rencarnation or Jesus Christ

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:10 pm

No, no, no. St. Francis of Assisi. Which is why his body doesn't rot. Stalin's just long lived. It's the olive oil.

vrv · Post by **vrv** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:46 pm

I wonder if its just a big coincidence about the "Bloop" and now this?. I hope there is no long dead aeon city of some long forgotten interstellar race in Antartica.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:28 am

vrv wrote:I hope there is no long dead aeon city of some long forgotten interstellar race in Antartica.

Bush would probably use it somehow to justify attacking another country.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:50 pm

the penguin's republic of antarctica will not be so easily defeated. they would make hitler's invasion of russia look like beach blanket bingo.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:38 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
vrv wrote:I hope there is no long dead aeon city of some long forgotten interstellar race in Antartica.
Bush would probably use it somehow to justify attacking another country.

I hear that there are weapons of mass destruction in Antarctica...