Jobs

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:28 pm

You either enjoy your job or have a fetish for boats.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am

Pinonomicon wrote:Anyone can shake a spear..but how do you love a craft?

Well, first you seduce it. Say nice things to it. "Oh, what a lovely prow". Then you slip it a date-rape drug.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:10 am

I am tired of working

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:17 am

I am working on tiring.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:37 pm

do you sell beds or weapons?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:29 pm

Both. A bed is a weapon in trained hands.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:26 am

Sure, I want a crossbow like this:

I believe that with this, I will not be more tired

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:34 am

Rodr-Evil wrote:Sure, I want a crossbow like this:

I believe that with this, I will not be more tired

I want one like this.

I believe that with this, no one will be tired.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:47 am

sure, with that nobody would be tired! thank you.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:40 pm

Bah, you want the Tsar Bomba - 50+ megaton yield. Of course, there's not a plane in the world big enough to drop it and it's not an ICBM.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:09 pm

one strategy is to build a railroad to the target

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:25 am

The original plan was to extend the Trans-Siberian route.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:16 pm

JJ Burke wrote:one strategy is to build a railroad to the target

Or put it inside a giant wooden horse and send it as a gift.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:34 am

How about a giant wooden horse on railroad tracks?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:45 pm

It's like all my Christmases in one!