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JJ Burke
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:22 pm
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i saw when seven eight nine

it was gruesome

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:32 pm
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I saw 68 69 70 Shocked Shocked

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JJ Burke
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:40 pm
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thanks, now you have me thinking of senior citizens

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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:16 pm
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I saw a '69' in there.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:06 pm
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JJ Burke wrote:
i saw when seven eight nine

it was gruesome


I saw when 11 kicked seven in the balls

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:41 pm
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did the impact lift 7up off the ground?

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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:34 pm
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Incredibly bad effort, Burke. I'm disapoointed.

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JJ Burke
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:49 pm
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fine, see how gracefully you can flog the exhausted joke

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:15 pm
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I made a '69' reference a while back. Does tha count?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:03 pm
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that was odin2's input, and you just commented on it. it's easy to criticize people's comedic efforts when you're not out there putting your reputation on the line! knee deep in the frothing slime and watching your buddies being cut to pieces all around you! no! i'm not leaving you! bite down on this pudding skin—i'm going to hoist you up! sorry jonesie, your blood pressure is too low to try morphine! bite that pudding! remember gg allen!!

INCOMIIIIING!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:56 pm
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JJ Burke,

That's right that was odin2s input, plagiarism!

And uh, yes the impact lifted seven about six inches off the ground and seven years closer to his grave.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:33 am
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But he'd only be six feet under...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:49 pm
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Jesus Prime,

True, true.....

If you divide the six inches of elevation with seven's bloated bodies resistance (the recent devouring of nine) to eleven's 310 pounds of pressure per square inch moving at an acceleration of approx. 25 miles per hour force of impact,you should arrive to the calculation of about 5.9 inches in elevation of seven's bloated mass, then subtract six feet under from 25 miles per hour while multiplying it X3, you should arrive at your imagined destination or six feet under which ever comes first.

Einstein would be disgusted with me.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:13 pm
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Not as much as that woman you've been giving the eye.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:27 am
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Jesus Prime wrote:
I made a '69' reference a while back. Does tha count?


Yes it counts as....plagiarism!.

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