Typhon / spirit of evil

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:35 am

Yeah? I made it before anyone!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:39 am

By Spamming.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:52 am

As opposed to your wonderful eloquence?

Erich Zann · Post by **Erich Zann** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:09 pm

Jesus Prime,

To an extent your right on.

Black Sabbath was indeed THE first metal. Followed by Judas Priest (who've been around for quite some time), then Motorhead, Iron Maiden right into Venom's Welcome To Hell debut LP.

And this bullsh*t with the recording industry's claims that Led Zeppelin was the first Heavy Metal band is just not true. I love Led Zeppelin, but they're a very heavy hard rock outfit, not metal.

The f*cking recording industry with their propaganda bullsh*t always on the fly. Musics ONLY about money. Can you dig it?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:14 pm

there should be a statistic somewhere about the average length of posts.. stories and poems excluded... and then weed out everything about rusty cooley and kerry king, and then give triple points for mentions of monkeys and dogs, and THEN i have veto power, and then science proves the true superstar of the temple of dagon..........which may or may not be me, but go ahead and draft your concession speeches anyway

Erich Zann · Post by **Erich Zann** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:41 pm

JJ Burke,

Did you see slayer's live performance on the Combat Tour Video. Slayer does, Die By The Sword and when Kerry King's solo comes up, he just rips down the entire neck of his guitar. The camera's right on it too. Awesome stuff!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:48 pm

uh oh! now you'll have to answer to.... eh, either JP or EA. i forget which one likes which.. it's been like a cartoon dust-cloud fight where faces and hands and chicken bones just tumble around in a commotion. then chuck norris and whilliam shatner show up out of nowhere and everything circles the drain for a while, then adrian says something about pudding and life goes on

ps. no, i missed that video

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:54 pm

Zeppelin was metal. Just because subsequent bands were heavier doesn't change that fact. If it did, Judas Priest and Dio would now be considered pop rock candyasses.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:00 am

After Lamb Of God made "Ruin" every metal band except Slayer should have stopped existing.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:04 pm

Bah, nothing will invalidtae Voivod. Not the heaviest, not the fastest, not even my favourites, but you just try bettering them at their own game.
And Kerry King sucks monkey bollocks.
Zepplin weren't metal. Hell, Sabbath didn't even call themselves metal, and they're way more metal than Zepplin. Though John Bonham is up there as one of the most metal drummers ever.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:11 am

I agree with JP. KK is over-rated.

Erich Zann · Post by **Erich Zann** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:07 am

JJ Burke,

"it's been like a cartoon dust-cloud fight where faces and hands and chicken bones just tumble around in a commotion"

Oh shit! Can't see anything in this mess...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:43 pm

Adrian wrote:I agree with JP. KK is over-rated.

Adrian, when will your wisdom ever stop? I'm running out of room to quote you.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:18 pm

i agree that anyone who agrees with me is also wise

agreed?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:20 pm

I agree with that, but only if you agree that seven.