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LEPRACHAUN STOLE MY BIKE!
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JJ Burke wrote:hey, that leprechaun stole santa's pants
That would explain the complaints the police received last Christmas about a fat perv creeping around the neighborhood.
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E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Uh-huh. You'll be aged in a hospital bed waiting for a donor.

Considering your location, though, you'll have a better chance of catching a leprechaun.

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How many times do we have to tell you? Dressing up kids from your neighborhood as faeries and keeping them in your forced-labor camp/back yard is not going to sit well with the police.
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Yeah, but no one round here is a member of the Orange Order, so the police don't give a shit when they complain.
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There's an upside to everything.
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E.A. Lovecraft wrote:That would explain the complaints the police received last Christmas about a fat perv creeping around the neighborhood.
er, yes.. that was santa! all the ladies can relax, and stop closing the blinds while they're changing.

seriously, stop it
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JJ Burke wrote:er, yes.. that was santa! all the ladies can relax, and stop closing the blinds while they're changing.

seriously, stop it
:lol:

I think you still have some pepper spray on your face, right there, above your left eye.
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He actually got used to the taste of it by January. Now it's a key ingredient in his spider pie.
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A leprechaun would freely fit into a medium pudding cup.
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What About Jello?
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We don't have "jello". We have "jelly". And it's not the right size for leprechauns.
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Ok,

I wrote a script that will allow for authors/artists to receive notification when they have a comment posted to one of their pages.

Every time a new comment is posted, the script looks at the URL it was posted too. Then I just stick a few lines in there to see whos name is in the url. Kind of a weird method, but it works nicely :)

I will be posting a new comment about this in the annocements section, for people to start using it, since this thread has already been hijacked with randomness.. j/k
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THIS IS A HIJACKING! WE'RE TAKING THIS THREAD TO SHIT!
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