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E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 4:45 pm

Robbie!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 27, 2006 4:49 pm

Yep. I nearly shit myself when he started mass producing whiskey. It's been my dream ever since ot have a robot that produces whiskey out of nowhere.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 4:53 pm

Best to get the upgrade that mass produces replacement livers, too.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:07 pm

I'm Irish, ours are built to last.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:48 pm

Not according to the latest reports.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:50 pm

What are these reports you speak of? If it's George Best, God smote him for beating up women.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:56 pm

Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis are the fastest-growing causes of death on the Emerald Isle.

Sinn Fein denies any connections.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:57 pm

That's because of the growing number of immigrants. The natives aren't the ones dying!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:25 pm

Riiiiiight.

If Ireland puts any more pickled Paddies in the dirt, distilleries will be able to skip the whole distilling/aging process and start pumping liquor straight from the water table.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:27 pm

I fail to see a problem.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:53 pm

Neither do the immigrants, who will be tapping into your corpse.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat May 27, 2006 11:39 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:If Ireland puts any more pickled Paddies in the dirt, distilleries will be able to skip the whole distilling/aging process and start pumping liquor straight from the water table.

fhtagn!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:45 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Neither do the immigrants, who will be tapping into your corpse.

Bah, I'm from Lurgan - drink city. And as with the rest of us, I'll be aged in oak barrels.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:07 pm

Uh-huh. You'll be aged in a hospital bed waiting for a donor.

Considering your location, though, you'll have a better chance of catching a leprechaun.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:10 pm

hey, that leprechaun stole santa's pants