Tonga quake explained...

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:34 pm

Your mom!
Besides, i read on a gold tablet in a top hat that JP is the Chosen one. Sorry Adrian, you'll get puddin, but nothing else.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:32 am

I'm not sure if I can manage to swallow tentacles. First of all they are all muscle and stuff that doesn't get crushed in the blender so when you whip that fucker into foam it'll still contain tentacles and when you try to swallow them the suckers on them may get attached to your throat or mouth.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:13 pm

That's why calamari rocks so much!

And, you know, I think that tablet said "JP II", and it's a little late for that guy to do anything. Best wait for another John Paul. Like John Paul Jones.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:34 pm

no, it said "Jesus Prime"
and to further it, it gave the eplanation: "you know, the guy on that mythos forum you go to"

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri May 12, 2006 8:18 am

Well that does not leave much room for debate...

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:52 am

hmmm... it's easy to jump to conclusions, but you know those golden tablets are known to use anagrams and other rainy-day puzzles to defend their secrets against the uninitiated

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:23 pm

Uninitiated???
We are the Church of Cthulhu!!! I am the high Priest.
How much more initiated can you be?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:45 pm

You could be Al. Al will be the final authority on this divination.

And I doubt he'd want such a prolific contributor to perish.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Fri May 12, 2006 4:07 pm

JP, you do know that a persons art or writings dont get alot of money until after the artist or writer has died. so youd make alot of money!

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat May 13, 2006 5:54 am

"Here rests He, who's name was written on pudding, and nothing else. Aye."

- - - future tombstone of Adrian.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 13, 2006 10:32 am

I don't mind not making money.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sat May 13, 2006 4:30 pm

good! you could spend it after your big day!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat May 13, 2006 5:24 pm

No, see, I don't mind being poor and moneyless, so I'm in no rush to die to get rich. Go find some one else.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:54 pm

But the tablet in the top hat says.....It must be You!!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun May 14, 2006 2:04 pm

See, I don't want this to come to pass. So, tough!