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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:51 pm
by Eternities End
Lazy bastard...you'll never save Grandpa's Farm with that attitude

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:20 pm
by Jesus Prime
Unless he finds some of those sleep fetishists.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:08 am
by a_Lex
*wakes up*

*Homer Simpson voice ON*

eeeeeeee... sleeeep feeetiishiiists..... yummy

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:09 pm
by Eternities End
Man that would be an easy job, spend a couple weeks in a coma, nothing but instant and easy money!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:14 am
by ZThraxx
Are those beautiful charms still being sold? And is any information for ordering them available?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:04 pm
by Eternities End
Na I think they recalled them after some kid start a cult around one a had a mass suicide...about 20 dead...but hell what do I knoww? Im fdrunk right know

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:24 pm
by Jesus Prime
I need to buy more beer...

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:54 am
by a_Lex
ZThraxx

They are still sold.

As for the cult, it was 25 dead, but in Russia - nobody cares ;)!

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:11 pm
by Eternities End
Meh still more important then 1600 mexicans

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:25 pm
by a_Lex
1600 Mexs ARE important.

They'l make great spicy snacks for our Lord Great Cthulhu, and He, as everybody, likes his spicy snacks come in big packs. :)

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:54 am
by Mithras
Hey there ...
Yeah, I know this thread has been dead for pretty long, but I really wanted to know whether anyone still had any of those charms left? Please? =)
Greetings
Mithras

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:01 am
by a_Lex
Hello There!
Update time!

HPLHS is now the worldwide distributor of Russian Cthulhu Worshiper Amulets!

READ MORE

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:45 am
by TheEdge
I wanna wear an admiral costume and put a hundred of those medals on it. Commodore Lovecraft!

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:34 am
by Rodr-Evil
Freakin' shit!!! I want one!!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:32 am
by feriluce
If the inscriptions were completely in english, I would buy one right away, but I don't like the cyrillic writing :(